One word to sum up this Christmas card -- facetious. You need just the right sense of humor to send this slightly crass holiday greeting.
The 6.25" x 4.625" folded card comes with an A6 sized Sincerely, Fido™ envelope.
Front: Merry Christmas!
Inside: You already have one don't you? I can tell by the look on your face.
*Free standard USPS shipping on cards/packs up to 1 lb. USA only.